Dear NBC

Dear NBC,

While I admit I don't watch TV regularly, I do enjoy the episodes of The Biggest Loser that I manage to catch every now and then.  I see that your Department of Workout Challenge Creativity has been working overtime, trying to come up with the most outrageous, exciting, and challenging...um...challenges possible for the BL contestants.

Well, I have some good news for you.  I have, in my possession, a piece of property of limitless challenge-potential.  For example, between work and school, in the past two weeks I have been clearing out part of the shelter belt.  I started with this:

I have been sawing, digging, pruning, pulling, yanking, dragging, lifting, pushing, piling...and even climbing:

And I've only gotten this far.

This is only one minor example of the plethora of possibilities that exist on my little farm for BL challenge after challenge!  There is a house in need of repair, buildings to tear down, fencing to build, water and electric lines to lay, etc.  There are even roofs to be done (plenty of lifting, climbing, picking up old shingles, and hauling them away).

I know this might seem like an offer too good to be true, but I would offer this property for your use free of charge!  You could easily spend an entire season here, issuing challenge after challenge.  It might not be "the ranch," but I'm sure there is more than enough work(outs) to be done around this ranch.  Feel free to contact me to set up a tour.

Last chance handout,
~J