Oh, this was too good not to share! I'm shamelessly borrowing from the Fugly blog.
"Our books include the Sub-Main Book (also known as the WTF Did I Breed Book)"
"ALL horses must have four legs to enter any of the books. All four legs do NOT have to be functioning at the time. "
"But plain ol' chestnuts lose 10 points right off the bat - sorry, there was a color poll, and chestnuts lost the race."
Just make sure it's a purty kolor now. Conformation--what's that? WTF?! ROFL!!!